Monday, July 03, 2006

To my beloved handknit,

Happy now?

No, I suppose not.

But you're blocking, so you really can be quiet about it. At least until you've dried. I can't possibly be expected to seam you when you're still damp.

This doesn't make you right, you know. Just because I had no intention of blocking you until your companion was knitted . . . and just because I probably wouldn't have picked up our mutual little blue friend for a month if you hadn't kept . . . looking at me . . . (STOP IT RIGHT NOW) . . . Anyway, it doesn't make you right.

It just makes you slightly more right than me.

(Which is to say, still utterly wrong.)

Yours, etc.


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